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Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

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I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

I have my interview with Disney this week…

I reblogged this a couple weeks ago, and then found out I finally got approved for a house and i move in at the end of March!

Just got an interview for a job on Thursday! THANK YOU MARCH CORGI

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@littlehexboy

5 years ago on March 22nd, 2018 |1,694,471 notes

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silly-aesthetic-me:

emphoenixcat:

paendorus:

EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO REBLOGS THIS WILL GET THE FOLLOWING IN THEIR INBOX.

  • A BRIEF ORIGIN STORY
  • A SUPERPOWER OR THREE, MAYBE FOUR DEPENDING
  • A SUPERHERO OR VILLAIN NAME
  • YOU MIGHT ALSO GET AN ARCHNEMESIS WHO HAS REBLOGGED THIS ALREADY

AND YES I MEAN EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO REBLOGS THIS.

Is it real? Is it true? Do my eyes deceive me?

???

This probably fake as fuck

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!!!!

👀

Please oh my gosh

Pls

Finger crossed 

Give me some good shit

OH GOD YES PLS

all I wish for in life

This is hella exciting.

6 years ago on February 15th, 2018 |92,182 notes

islandnymph:

justjengie:

hersheyhipster:

the-pareidolia-paradigm:

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls
your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

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Couldn’t risk it.

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY
maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

6 years ago on February 3rd, 2018 |1,401,437 notes
berrybog:
“Have a money spell! As usual, likes charge and reblogs cast. Below is a spell for prosperity that you can cast yourself as well!
Keep reading
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berrybog:

Have a money spell! As usual, likes charge and reblogs cast. Below is a spell for prosperity that you can cast yourself as well!

Keep reading

6 years ago on January 6th, 2018 |2,650 notes

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this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

ehh what the hell

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

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THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

Oh? Well… *reblag*

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

I have nothing to lose

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

Money dog is my friend

Money dog is the shit

Hey

Worth A Reblog

Please money dog help me! 

6 years ago on December 20th, 2017 |3,120,333 notes

berlynn-wohl:

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arandomguy163:

Its like the 80’s all over again, a remorseless madwoman runs the UK, a maniacal bastard runs the US, the world’s on the brink of nuclear war and all I want to do is listen to synthpop

star wars, ghostbusters, and mad max all pass the bechdel test now tho

that helps with the deja vu but tragically not the crushing fear of nuclear apocalypse

try the synthpop again

6 years ago on December 19th, 2017 |231,132 notes
broke-witch1:
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“ Money spell! Reblog to charge...

broke-witch1:

gottacatchemsome:

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feed-the-chat:

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darkcocosb:

darkcocosb:

sassysugarnyc:

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deadgorl:

dosomethingprettywhileyoucan:

Money spell! Reblog to charge it with your intent; the more people see it, the more powerful it becomes. Magic should be fun!

this actually does work the witches of tumblr really are out here doing something lol

NOW THIS MONEY POST I AM HERE FOR

Yesss November come throughhhhhhh!!

Reblogging with all my intent and desire.

I
Made
$750
For
Nothing

I need a transition and also to not be in abject poverty

I too require money.

would like some money plz

reblogging bc after I saw this last time I found out that I haven’t been getting my orphan’s benefit because of an administrative issue, not because I no longer qualify, and got a whole year of back pay

Reblogging because I just got a letter in the mail that there is still some money in my 401k from the job I got pettily fired from and so I’ll be getting somewhere around $650 dollars, thereabouts, in about a month. 

I MEAN WHAT. 

Witches of Tumblr, my hat is off to you.

The witches of tumbler have like all my faith at this point

6 years ago on December 14th, 2017 |368,638 notes

wethinkwedream:

wethinkwedream:

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works 
reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

6 years ago on December 4th, 2017 |2,200,379 notes

mercurysmash-prince:

I’m opening commissions.

Im currently in a desperate place financially and looking to make enough money to hopefully put gas in my car so i can get to and from interviews while i look for a job.

Any little bit helps.


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6 years ago on September 24th, 2017 |83 notes
blinkyxx:
“ the-mighty-tor:
“ blakegdiamond:
“ easyvirgin:
“ happy Thursday the 20th
”
I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
”
next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th
August...

blinkyxx:

the-mighty-tor:

blakegdiamond:

easyvirgin:

happy Thursday the 20th

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

HAPPY THURSDAY THE 20TH EVERYONE

6 years ago on July 20th, 2017 |1,946,951 notes
virtueofjoy:
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“ chinesegook:
“ I reblogged this once and found $999 on the floor.
Reblog the...

virtueofjoy:

kittensinswimmingpool:

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fxxknart:

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I reblogged this once and found $999 on the floor.

Reblog the Money Susie and you’ll have money coming your way too 💵💵

Holy shit I just won the lottery this really works

How do you find $999 on the floor?

I Reblogged The Money Susie Thats How .

DO NOT!!! SCROLL PAST!!! THIS!! REALLY!! WORKS!!
i didnt really believe in things like these but when i saw it on my dash i thought, well, why not, ive really been needing money for the new game i want to buy anyway. and i hit reblog. the next day my mom gave me $100 in CASH and when i asked her why she said that she just felt like increasing my allowance!!i dont know if shes going to keep on giving me $100 allowance so im reblogging again just to make sure

Fuck it

Does it work?!!! Or is it a fraud?!

Those Who Question The Money Susie Will Suffer 500 Million Years Of Debt

The real question is why the heck she stuffed money up her nose do you hAVE ANY IDEA WHERE THAT’S BEEN?

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Hi

Wtf why does this work???

6 years ago on July 5th, 2017 |578,877 notes

c0untrymusicjesus:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR A SPIRIT GIFSET MY ENTIRE LIFE

I DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND

6 years ago on May 20th, 2017 |462,213 notes
00qverlord:
“ legalgranola:
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“ flightcub:
“ flightcub:
“ thursday needs a meme, here’s my attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and i’m here to help. thanks
”
it’s thursday today but it’s cold outside, so here’s...

00qverlord:

legalgranola:

flightcub:

flightcub:

flightcub:

flightcub:

flightcub:

thursday needs a meme, here’s my attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and i’m here to help. thanks

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it’s thursday today but it’s cold outside, so here’s an update on my attempt at a thursday meme. it’s thursday and it’s cold but i’m still here to help. thanks 

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it’s 2015 now and thursday still needs a meme, here’s another attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and it’s a new year and as always i’m here to help. thanks

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spring has sprung but thursday still needs a meme, so here’s another attempt to contribute. it’s springtime this thursday, and even as the seasons change i’m here to help. thanks 

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it’s a summer thursday and thursday still needs a meme, so here’s one more attempt to contribute. it’s thursday and this summer i’m here to help. thanks 

Her dedication must not go unrecognized

i can’t believe i found this again on a thursday lady your mission has been accomplished

6 years ago on May 19th, 2017 |803,471 notes

lukesdane:

me: *is anxious about not having a job*

me: *is anxious about having a job*

me: cool

6 years ago on May 2nd, 2017 |126,999 notes

ithotyouknew2:

mythiquebitch:

where tf is Hozier? I want new music from him

Nobody picked him up from church

6 years ago on May 2nd, 2017 |47,701 notes